Dr. Toast’s Amazing World of Toast

By now I’m sure most of you are familiar with that great Heywood Banks song, “Yeah Toast!” Well, what you may not know is that way back in 1984, a band by the name of The Lemmings wrote their own slightly darker song about toast. Listen!

“You say you love me. You need me. You like toast
But I watch your movements and I can see that you lie
I’m with you. I watch you. I notice you.
Now I know that you don’t like toast at all…

Each time I’m near you I love you
love toast, love toast!
But when you’re away I get angry
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST!
I want to be deep inside of you
love toast, love toast!
But you just don’t see it that way
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST!

You’re always. A kissin’. My best friend.
When we’re at breakfast, you say you’d rather have pancakes
I touch you. Ah but only. On the week nights.
Each day I watch you burning up toast in my toaster

Each time I’m near you I love you
love toast, love toast!
Love you but then I get angry
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST!
I want to be deep inside of you
love toast, love toast!
But you just don’t see it that way
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST!

I watch you. Eat all of. The corn flakes.
You are the reason I eat my toast every morning.
Hey I love you. I love you. Oh yes I really do.
I watch your blood, cover my section of sidewalk

Each time I’m near you I love you
love toast, love toast!
But when you’re away I get angry
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TOAST!
I want to be deep inside of you
love toast, love toast!
But you just don’t see it that way
Never did”

Copyright(c) 1984 Tom Dean. All rights reserved.

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