Comments on: Burnt Toast

By: akward corner girl

akward corner girl — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:09:46 +0000

of course, this raises a burning question (no pun intended)

if this is true, why don’t scientists just make a time machine out of toast?

By: Wayne

Wayne — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:20:30 +0000

I, too, have an occasional desire for burned toast. Unfortunately, it does tend to set off the smoke alarms. I like to get it so burned that the surface almost “melts” and then out out the fire, so to speak, with some nice soft butter. Now that I think of it, I’ve always liked the parts of food that get burned. Wonder what that’s all about……

By: Calcium

Calcium — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:52:01 +0000

If toast is so powerful, why doesn’t it throw US hard enough that we exceed the speed of light?

By: Toast-chan

Toast-chan — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 22:19:41 +0000

Thank you for this wonderful information! My army of Toast will surely appreciate being well taken care of by knowledgable Toast-people like myself.

By: Jeannie

Jeannie — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:50:12 +0000

I love burnt toastl In fact I crave it and no I am not pregnant or anywhere near it. My 3- seed bread does not taste right until I have literally toasted it at the highest level so it is burned and crunchy.It rarely goes black, as the bread is dark brown anyway. The only way I enjoy my 3-seed bread which Publix makes specially, is to burn it then I put cheese slices on it and eat red grapes with it. Mmmmmm! I have just had 3 slices and it is 5:47 a.m. in the morning. I haven’t gone to bed yet!

By: Ms Baguette

Ms Baguette — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 00:03:09 +0000

‘Burnt Toast’ is also a well known remedy for flatulence. So feel free to pile on those refried beans for a guilt free and sociable snack.

By: weretindere

weretindere — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 17:56:09 +0000

toast is fun to stare at for hours, just make sure it is coinciding with the magic of butter

By: Fatty

Fatty — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 20:44:57 +0000

i love toast. U can put anything one toast its amazing. Toast is cool.
u put some bread in the toaster and it becomes toast WOW! also my dad was hungry and my mum smelt like toast, thats how they got me.

By: peter skeleton

peter skeleton — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 17:50:13 +0000

you cannot reverse time with a piece of toast so please, i beg you to harbor no ideas towards this end. you must simply adhere to the basic principle of ‘taking one for the team’. we are none of us perfect, who are we to judge when toast is burnt? i myself have overcooked my pale,fleshy palor on many a beach, BE THE TOAST, all it wants is to be loved so place it in the toast rack and make like the world is still an innocent place. or just give it to an unloved family member, perhaps a smelly aunt or delinquant nephew

By: Dominik

Dominik — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 23:12:24 +0000

Wow. I never thought of that before. Next time I burn some bread, I’m not going to waste it. Rather, I’m going to chuck it as hard as I can and then it will have a second chance. Because I believe in second chances.