Comments on: I Accidentally Brought My Toaster To Life http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37 Featuring "Ask Dr. Toast!" Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:56:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: meat is murder http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-2910 meat is murder Wed, 31 Jan 2007 15:16:29 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-2910 wow, my toater tried to escape using my toast as a hostage the other day i was very upset cuz i was looking forwards to eating that toast, i was angry by now so attacked it with a rusty spork, igot grounded and had to replace the mutilated toaster. but know this, if threatened by killer toasters or anything of the like, use a spork Think, carry a spork!!! wow, my toater tried to escape using my toast as a hostage the other day i was very upset cuz i was looking forwards to eating that toast, i was angry by now so attacked it with a rusty spork, igot grounded and had to replace the mutilated toaster. but know this, if threatened by killer toasters or anything of the like, use a spork

Think, carry a spork!!!

]]> By: kim jon ill http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-1216 kim jon ill Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:22:54 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-1216 herro i am very lonely and i bought a toaster for a friend it is very nice though its ex who is a captus wants revenge on mr toaster!!! herro
i am very lonely and i bought a toaster for a friend it is very nice
though its ex who is a captus wants revenge on mr toaster!!!

]]> By: zacksta http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-161 zacksta Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:28:07 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-161 like i sed its a toastalution we r all gonna die the age of the toasters is near like i sed its a toastalution we r all gonna die the age of the toasters is near

]]> By: herringsontoast http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-159 herringsontoast Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:42:08 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-159 my toaster came after me while i was sleeping, with a rusty spoon from our kitchen, i heard this bang downstairs and then this scrapping noise which i presume was my toaster shuffling across my floor then there was a series of clanks as it climed up my stairs my door slowly opened and my toaster was growling at me feircely it then jumped at me and i only just got away, my bed spread was slashed to peices. then my toaster jumped out my window and i havnt seen it since! though there have been reports of toaster attacks in my neighbourhood......why did my toaster attack me in such a violent manner?! and do you think it will come back to finish me?! my toaster came after me while i was sleeping, with a rusty spoon from our kitchen, i heard this bang downstairs and then this scrapping noise which i presume was my toaster shuffling across my floor then there was a series of clanks as it climed up my stairs my door slowly opened and my toaster was growling at me feircely it then jumped at me and i only just got away, my bed spread was slashed to peices. then my toaster jumped out my window and i havnt seen it since! though there have been reports of toaster attacks in my neighbourhood……why did my toaster attack me in such a violent manner?! and do you think it will come back to finish me?!

]]> By: zacksta http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-143 zacksta Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:34:32 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-143 its happaning the toasters are out for revenge its happaning the toasters are out for revenge

]]> By: Mr. Toast http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-100 Mr. Toast Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:43:07 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-100 I love you! I love you!

]]> By: Philr toast en in you http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-82 Philr toast en in you Sat, 26 Nov 2005 17:43:46 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-82 no you didnt, what has actually occured is that your toaster has fooled you into believing it is animated, darned clever these machines n'est pas? (forgive me, my french is awful) no you didnt, what has actually occured is that your toaster has fooled you into believing it is animated, darned clever these machines n’est pas? (forgive me, my french is awful)

]]> By: Dominik http://www.drtoast.com/crumbs/37#comment-43 Dominik Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:48:20 +0000 http://www.drtoast.com/toast/?p=37#comment-43 I think you handled that situation quite nicely. I think you handled that situation quite nicely.

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