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The Toast Bible

The Toast Bible: “On the second day, God created condiments. The butters, jellies, jams, marmalades, syrups and other wonderful toppings to enhance the taste of toast (as if it needed it..)”

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6 Responses to “The Toast Bible”

  1. Dominik Says:
    October 17th, 2005 at 10:56 am

    I now consider myself to be a loyal worshipper of Toast. All bless and praise the name of the most high Toast.

  2. mandy Says:
    October 17th, 2005 at 11:01 am

    this bible has enlightened me. i feel like i now have a direction in life and now that i have read the 10 commandments i shall make sure that im not unfaithful to my toast. YEA TOAST!!!

  3. Ed Says:
    August 11th, 2006 at 11:31 am

    The Toast Bible is truly the most important message from up high we have received as yet. But no cheese on toast? Are we not suppost to eat chese on toast, or do we just have to remeber as we eat it, that it was not toasted instead it was grilled (Chese on Grill?). Maybe we will never know, or maybe this is how Catholic and Protestant Christianity derived.

  4. james Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    i carry a copy of the toast bible in my top pocket

  5. Carli Says:
    January 9th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    me and my friend have toast before school day. we have better days because of our toast in the morning.

    and so for this we thank the goddly source of happiness known as toast. toast, u have changed lives around the world including my friends and mine. thank u for ur self-less-ness.
    Amen

  6. Steph Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    God, i love toast. Oh god, oh god. Praise God for toast!!!

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