Archive for February, 1997

Certified Doctor of Toast

Sunday, February 9th, 1997

Q: My clone and I woke up this morning with a craving for french toast. We just happened to be online when we looked up “toast” hoping for… well, we didn’t really know what we were hoping for. Then we found you.

Anyway, our question is: how did you become a certified doctor of toast, and does it pay well?

– Olga and her clone (SonicEclps@xxxxx.com)
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