Dr. Toast’s Amazing World of Toast

Saturday, September 15, 2007, 10:30pm - 6:30am - Avant is the brand-new element created in False Profit’s giant Circular Joy Collider. “It’s not anything like Einsteinium or Californium, which are highly radioactive and tend to make you groggy.” Avant also features Kelpe, edIT, Rena Jones, Shen, Deru, Tycho, RaNDom, Nalepa, and Anasia. Full bar, chai, delectable treats, breakfast snacks (toast??), indoor/outdoor spaces. SomArts, 934 Brannan St., San Francisco, CA. Tickets, info.

Thursday, August 30 2007, 3 am (Friday morning) - Dr. Toast reprises his 2005 performance at the Solarium! For 2007, The Polarium is a 30-foot igloo-shaped geodesic dome with eight channels of 3-D spacialized sound, located at Boreal near 2:00, where “a chilled out beat will provide just the right mind relaxation to allow the bears to recoup and fight another day against the elements.”  Be sure to also catch the Dr. on Tuesday Night!

The House of Toast is celebrating its 13th year of business! Their development of proprietary technology such as the Toast-O-Matic XR-17 Deluxe Toasting Command Station, secret powdered toast re-hydration techniques, and their focus on principle-centered values have made them a worldwide leader in bread-based products. As if that weren’t enough, in demonstrating their excellent corporate citizenship, they have raised over $248,000 for Toast Intolerance Relief, and sponsored the House of Toast Curling Team at the International Restaurant Owners Curling Championship. Dr. Toast offers his best wishes for 13 more years of House of Toast!

Q: Dear Dr.,

You have an incredible site. I am completing a cookbook dedicated to my wife, who is now on her fourth occurrence of ovarian cancer and five of chemo.

One section of this book is dedicated to yourself and asking people to send you more recipes and visit your website often. There are maybe 15 entries with full credit to you and the author. I do not like to infringe and rather ask you.

I would be very happy to send you the final draft copy of this book. Perhaps you could give some thoughts to me.

Who knows, perhaps my works would inspire you to go publish your vast wealth of information. I would even offer to help you out with you project should you go foward.

Your loyal follower,

John (jmullet@xxxxx.com)

Winter Park, Florida

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007, 11 pm - The desert is about to get even toastier. False Profit is throwing down our annual Tuesday Night Party at Burning Man in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada. We’re located at 4:30 and Esplanade and will be getting started at about 9pm with the Space Cowboys’ Unimog subwoofer-equipped converted military vehicle providing the sound system. I’m currently scheduled to go on Wednesday at sunrise, about 6 am. Check out the thread on Tribe, and see pics of last year’s party. UPDATE: You can also catch Dr. Toast at the Polarium on Thursday night!

Thursday, August 16, 2007, 8 pm - Ride the Transported biodiesel bus with your mobile beat producers Dr. Toast and Random Rab! “We gather the best DJs and stop at two to three locations in the city for dancing! When we arrive at a location we pile out and presto… instant dancefloor. But the music doesn’t stop en route. There is a dancefloor on the bus! Dancing in the same clubs every week gets old! Take it outside…” http://transportedsf.com