Toast Haiku

Summer In New York

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Summer in New York
Children frying sidewalk eggs
Beside my French toast

Proudly I Preside

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Proudly I preside
Nineteen toasters hum in sync
A kitchen aflame

Intensely Focused

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Intensely focused
I anticipate my toast
Somewhere a dog barks

Valuable Toast

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Toast in pitch black room
With a beautiful painting
Valuable toast

A Bread Transfigured

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Whole-grain metaphor
Anguish soon will dissipate
A bread transfigured

I Thank My Toaster

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Head hung in despair
Morning offering rises
I thank my toaster

Angry toastless man

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Angry toastless man
Malfunctioning appliance
Senseless killing spree

Ritualistic

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Ritualistic
A genesis of breakfast
Immaculate toast

Spirit Channeling

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Spirit channeling
Through my toasted breakfast treat
Elvis on my plate

Consume Nirvana

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Consume nirvana
God is not to be eaten
But toast will suffice