Apparently there’s another “Toast” out there, but this one doesn’t hold an Advanced Degree ™ like I do - it’s Mr. Toast! Mr. Toast’s friends include a space-traveling slice of bacon and an alcoholic carrot. The plucky little guy even has a blog and a store, and is available in plush form! Be sure to catch Mr. Toast on his USA Tour!
The House of Toast is celebrating its 13th year of business! Their development of proprietary technology such as the Toast-O-Matic XR-17 Deluxe Toasting Command Station, secret powdered toast re-hydration techniques, and their focus on principle-centered values have made them a worldwide leader in bread-based products. As if that weren’t enough, in demonstrating their excellent corporate citizenship, they have raised over $248,000 for Toast Intolerance Relief, and sponsored the House of Toast Curling Team at the International Restaurant Owners Curling Championship. Dr. Toast offers his best wishes for 13 more years of House of Toast!
Here’s how it works. You send them money and they put your name (or slogan, or whatever you like) on a piece of toast and post it up on the internets for all the world to wonder at. All proceeds go to charity! www.yournameontoast.com
Charles Kaufman paints toasters in surrealistic settings. The prevailing kinetic gestures evoke a dynamicism that transcends the too-often static familiarity of breakfast.
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From the Toast Leaners’ Club website: “Why lean toast? One might equally ask “Why breathe?”, “Why live?” or “Why exist?“. To cool toast with such joyous efficiency is to take delight in each crunchy bite, each crisp morsel, and repel the evils of toast with a soggy underside or sodden with molten margarine.”
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Pictured below: a “basic two-slice lean”.
Hottie Amps sells toasters that have been converted into mini guitar amps! And for a small fee, they’ll transform your favorite toaster into the most rocking appliance in your whole kitchen!
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A few slices of bread, a blowtorch, sandpaper, drills, paint… That’s all Lennie Payne needs to make beautiful toast portraits!
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What do a banana, a boomerang, and a floppy disk have in common? They’ve all been pushed through toast!
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The Toast Shop - Purveyors of the world’s finest toast. “Our devoted team of skilled craftsmen individually manage the toasting process for each and every slice of toast. It is only with this dedication and attention to detail that we are able to ensure that every slice of toast to leave our small, family run workshop, will reach you in perfect condition.” Gift vouchers are also available!
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